My MeMoRY LAne

2010-12-06T18:13:00.000-08:00

in the midst of hardship

i'm totally in midst of hardship. i've got tonnes of problems that i cant handle properly. i always and always forget things easily. even the simplest thing such as where's my pink guddy beg, i failed to trace a line in my memory box. not only that, i also cant understand simple utterances when i speak with my friends. i tend to interpret those words as something else although these words are really vivid and none of them have double-meaning. now u see..let say i understand this particular matter as A for an instance, i will end up that i'm the only one who perceive it as A and the rest of my friends will think of B instead. u know what is the accurate word to express this scenario?? it's called as BIMBO. i'm not sure if this word is embedded in the english dictionary, yet i knew that it is colloquial based on the australian english version. it's not flattering of being a bimbo. it's mentally tortured when u force urself to understand something that is as easy as a flick of fingers. it feels like i'm banging my head over a hard solid rock in the middle of deciphering the meanings. somehow, i feel like i am nicholas cage in national treasure with a struggling dying breath to crack the secret codes. this bimbo-ness is not something i wished to own. the more i face it, the more i want to eliminate it. this disease strikes on me unconsciously. i will eventually understand the matter as B after having a serious discussion, exchanging opinions with my buddies. isn't that tiring? being a bimbo actually uses more mental resources..and in the end, u will be rewarded with a quite severe headache for putting effort to be part of your friends' thinking ways. i'm too tired u see. i know sometimes i'm at your limit and get on your nerves...for that, i'm trully sorry for being a mentally disabled woman. a common english proverb says ' a year older, a year wiser'. nonetheless, it does not depict on me and again for that, i'm countlessly seeking for your never-ending forgiveness...

the mentioned-earlier problem is ok still. i can endure the pain and still put up smiles on my face. the smiles are not ever-lasting though. how can i smile when i know that my family is in a big problem?. realising my inability to solve the problem really torments me. the feeling is like a knife stabs in my heart. furthermore, i'm the eldest among my siblings. what is the main role of the eldest child if not trying to help ur parents? or at least reducing ur parents' burdens? i'm a hopeless daughter..or maybe the word 'useless' is even better. i know it is always darkest before the dawn. it just that 'it never rains, but it pours' which means the misfortunes always come in large numbers. the best thing now is to endure patiently. yes! while enduring these hurdles, i have to find ways to make all of them gone. however long the night is, the dawn will eventually break it down. so just be patient, never lose hopes.. =)

suddenly i've remembered the lines of Insyaallah by maher zain:

"dont forget, never lose hopes.."
"coz Allah will always by your side.."
"Insyaallah...u'll find ur way.."

2010-06-17T07:13:00.003-07:00

the school holiday's falling curtain

the school break almost reaches its end.it flows faster than water, until finally u've realized that next week u'll be right back to school. does it mean a lot to me? yes, of course!. 'back to school' means i have to face some of my evil students and do my typical routines. don't sigh teachers!! keep your heads up...and let's rock and roll !!

p/s: i am missing my sweetheart now....i know this is totally out of topic yet do i care? hehe

2010-06-08T06:36:00.000-07:00

teacher yg pelupa

because i am so excited to rest peacefully during this school holiday, i missed one exam paper that i should bring back home. it was PJK test paper. can't i not to think about this??

aiyok! mati aku!!

2010-04-22T08:37:00.000-07:00

My words for you

nk sgt sy tgk dia, tp sy mmpu tgk gmbr dia saja,
nk sgt sy jmpe dia, tp sy mmpu jmpe dia dlm ym chat window
nk sgt sy dgr suara dia btl2 dpn sy, tp sy mmpu dgr suara dia dlm telefon
dan sy sgt2 rindukan dia, tp sy mmpu rindukn dia dari jauh..

just wanna let u know that no matter how far our distance is, i'll be always missing and loving u. U are the best i've ever had =)

2010-04-16T07:43:00.000-07:00

A love story

sy mnta maaf. kali ni, sy ingin menulis dlm bahasa melayu...

sy ada seorg kwn di facebook. sy tidak kenal kwn sy itu tp sy add dia sbb dia junior sy di IPBA. kwn sy ini ada tunang. tunangnya ini tlh kembali ke rahmatullah. al-fatihah utknya. semoga rohnya ditempatkn bersama org yg briman. sblum ini, sy tidak pernah mnjadi stalker kwn sy ni sehinggalah sy diberitahu oleh encik bf yg tunang kwn sy ni rupa2nya ex-school-mate dia dulu. yg menyebabkn sy suka stalk facebook kwn sy ni sbb sy suka baca komen2 yg dibagi oleh tunangnya n cara kwn sy reply komen si tunang. bg sy, komen2 mereka adalah sweet dan menyentuh perasaan. pndek tapi bermakna. simple tp maksudnya mndlm. dari komen2 mereka, sy tau mereka btl2 sygkn masing2. setiap hari, akn ade email yg akn diberi oleh si tunang kpd kwn sy. emelnya pjg berjela. walaupun topik dan content-nya sama, tp tu dh ckup mbuatkn hati kwn sy sgt2 gembira, bersyukur dgn hidup yg dianugerahkan kepadanya. walaupn secara hakikatnya kwn sy sedang jauh berkhidmat di pdlm sarawak, walaupn sumber elektriknya hanya berbekalkn kuasa generator dan kwujudan line telefon jauh skali tidak ada, emel2 yg diberikn oleh sang tunang membuatkn kwn sy berasa seolah2 tunangnya btl2 berada di tepinya. setiap hari, arwah akan mendoakan keselamatan n kesejahteraan kwn sy dlm tangisan. setulus doa dipnjatkn kpd Yang Esa supaya segala kehidupan mereka dimudahkan segala..

..tapi itu cerita lama. kini arwah tunang kwn sy sedang berada di dlm sebaik2 jagaan. kwn sy tidak menyesal atas pemergian tunangnya itu, kerana dia tau kekasihnya di bawah sebaik2 lindungan. namun, rindunya pd arwah tunang tidak pernah bertepi. sebelum kwn sy melelapkn mata, dia pasti mendoakan tunangnya, supaya tenanglah tunangnya itu di alam sana. kwn sy tau kalau bkn dia, ibu bapa dan kwn2 arwah tunangnya yg mndoakan arwah siang mlm, siapa lg yg nk diharapkan utk menerangi kuburnya di sana. dan sehingga kini, sy masih stalk facebook kwn sy. dan tanpa sy sedar, kdg2 sy menitis air mata bila membaca status2 facebook yg ditulis olehnya. sy kagum dgn semangat dan kekentalan kwn sy, dia tetap senyum walaupn dlm hatinya penuh dgn rindu sengsara. dan cinta arwah tunang kwn sy itu, adalah cinta hujung nyawa smpai menutup mata.

dua persoalan di sini, mampukah sy menjadi menjadi sekuat mereka? dan adakah cinta yg sy ada sekarang ialah cinta hujung nyawa juga?. seperti yg sy bicarakan dgn hanafi, jodoh itu pelik, kita merancang tapi tuhan jauh lg merancang dari kita..jd kita kenalah terima ape yg dh dirancang utk kita seadanya.

mengenali mereka walaupn secara maya telah sedikit sebyk mengubah mentaliti sy. al-fatihah sekali lagi utk arwah tunang kwn sy, dan kepada kwn sy, bersabarlah...

2010-04-13T06:27:00.000-07:00

anger is a symbolism of love, not hatred

when we were a little child once before, our mums always scold us. she would be mad if we did something wrong. yet our pre-matured thought always led its way. we thought our mums were angry because they did not love us. and when we grow up, then we realized she was angry because she loved us and wanted us to be a good person. the same case applies to a teacher. not a single teacher in this world scolds her students for leisure, and not a single teacher in this world will simply give few strokes of rattan to her students if they do not create any 'wrong-doings'. those strokes of rattan are because you didn't finish your homework, never listen to her sermons in the class, always disturb others who eager to learn and last but not least, for chewing the 'chewing-gum'. all those will shape you to be a more disciplined person, a person who lives with rules, principals and moral values. if the teacher does not punish you, you would forever not realize your mistakes.

so, look here. when your mum and teacher scold you, please do not despise them. the anger is because of the love, not hatred. marah bukan kerna kebencian, tapi itu tndanya sayang. just open up your eyes!

2010-03-26T09:05:00.000-07:00

swinging mood

heavy storm is blowing my head. it is like a hurricane. so just please stay away from me. dont u dare to come any nearer..or else u'll get affected. haishhhh...sabar je la...x baik marahkn org sesuka hati. x baik rasa menyampah sesuka hati. x baik jgk utk rasa sedih n kecewa sesuka hati. and x baik jgk utk tidak ambil peduli sesuka hati... +(

it is you and the ring that i always look at

2010-03-24T01:47:00.000-07:00

and now you have flown back to Japan. being miles away from u makes me feel worried. i do worry every single thing about u..even over the small matters. things like 'are you doing well?' and 'have you eaten' will always overwhelm my head. u are no longer in my sight. how i wish we live on the same continent and spend each second together. huuuu..i truly miss u so much. some people say 'distance makes the heart grow fonder'. i believe that's true. being far from u makes me missing u more and more. i cant wait to see u and hear ur passionate voice right in front of me. we've been together for almost 6 months. i know that is still new yet i can feel that u are my ultimate destiny. we've been friends since 5 years ago and now the 'friendship' has finally turned into 'relationship'. the first time we met as friends was at KL Central and then we both headed to The Mines Serdang. there, u treated me delicious KFC. if i'm not mistaken, that was the first time a guy treated me food. i was so shy and less talkative. what a small world. who knows we're destined to be together. eventually ur ring that always sticks to my finger. never taught of me to fall in love with you..and never taught of me that i'd be the one u choose to spend ur life with. it was a great bliss and gratefulness to have u by my side

if people ask me what was the great gift i received on my 2009's birthday, the answer would be accepting your proposal. thanks for 'saving' me from my ex. thanks for always giving me company when i dont have one although i was bounded with him. and if people ask me what is the happiest thing occurs in 2010, my answer would be wearing this golden ring given by u. it is an unexpected surprise indeed. this ring symbolizes "sorry...this lady is already taken. go and find someone else!'. now u r very far-away from me, it is always ur pictures and the ring that i always look at

where is the teaching passion ?!

2010-03-24T00:21:00.000-07:00

hello readers,

let's dont talk crappy thing and just straight to the point.

is that my fault for not trying to sustain my teaching passion? i'm well aware that it is not appropriate to be in this kind of situation..yet it is out of my control. when i'm about to have english lessons with 2 Baiduri, my spirit drops down. i climb up the stairs like a zombie. even zombie climbs up better than me. wait... can zombie actually climb? just shut the crap please!. zombie's matter is none of my interest. ok, let's get back to my rambling. i teach 2 Baiduri students with 'touch n go' concept. let me brief you about this concept first. usually when people drive down the highways, those who have 'touch n go' cards will take their cards out before reaching the tolls. upon reaching them, they touch the cards against the reader and wave 'bye2' to the tolls when their gates are opened. as simple as that. so, that's what i become in 2 Baiduri. i merely entering the class,teaching bla, bla and bla,looking at my watch everytime and starting to wonder when the lessons will be finished. when the lessons are over, phew...what an unimaginable big relief. i feel like eventually i am free from a lock-down prison. who create chaos in that class?the answer is the boys. yeahh, it is always boys who cause major problem to me. they act like small kids. they grunt to you over all matters...for example, if today they come to you saying, "teacher tgk dia ni..dia ambk pen sy", the next day they would seek your attention by saying, "teacher, dia ni simbah air atas bdn sy,". usually, i ignore all those interruptions. if i address their grumbles and foolish jokes, they will definitely take me down. until then, finger crossed and let's us hope for the best

guru, bakarlah dirimu !

2010-03-16T06:48:00.000-07:00

i've abandoned this blog for quite a long time. my new home has successfully occupied me with lotsa of stuff. and the result is - this blog is leaving unattended! i've been transferred to this so-called new home three months ago. this home is named as SMK Laloh. just look at the name of the school. i believe that u guys might notice that its name is somehow linked with one of the 'hulu' names that never reached out ur mind. i am ok with its interior location indeed. never thought of me to wish to be posted in urban-school areas. wherever the school is, i try to be positive-minded and accept as the way it is...

however being in that school for 3 months, my perception is slightly changed. it is a swindle if i'm saying that i'm totally ok the school. i am pretty aware of the low English level among my students. even some of them do not understand 'Bahasa Melayu standard language' such as 'nama samaran' and many more that i fail to recall. to overcome this problem, i teach English by using 80% BM. quite often i think that i'm actually conducting BM lesson instead of English due to the reason that all the grammar content taught is using BM as a medium of interaction. what a sigh!! it is hazardaous to my English level. and now, sincerely i feel that some English words are just stucked in my throat. they just do not come out! writing this entry till this length is something awkward and difficult. i keep re-editing some of the sentences and re-spelling some words. my English is at freaking stake.... benarlah kata orang, 'guru itu lilin. kadang2 nk memahamkan org, dia sndiri yg terpksa bakar dirinya sndiri...' and what i'm doing now is, i'm burning my English...

the second reason of why i'm slightly not ok with the school is because of the some back-mouth teachers there. in front of u, they are really nice and loving and when they turn their back from u, nahhhh...their true colours show. they gossip about u, talk something improper about ur body and so on. what with that such attitude man!! u teach ur students some moral values but in real life, u dont practise what u've taught. it's a shame! i dont even talk something bad about u..what i always do in the staff room is my bloody-hell own business. i dont interfere ur life man...so dont ever interfere mine. just be grown-up la....aku x fhm btl la ade jgk org mcm ni

the third reason is- ade jgk few teachers there yg x sedar diri dh tua bangka tp still nk ngorat anak2 dara (sorry guys..using BM is more straight-forward and lg senang nk fhm). i do understand if they make jokes about their status saying that they are still bachelor in spite of their actual marriage status. that is still fine and tolerable. but what the heck with the act of calling me berpuluh2 kali within a day?? this did not occur just within 1 day..ni berhari2. please be shameful ok! i didnt answer ur call or reply ur missed call at all. that means i have no slight interest to get knowing u. plus, u r very2 old!! get real man!! seriously i dont understand him. xtau la nk ckap dia xde bini ke or duda ke..whatever la!! none of my business...sentap dgn org perangai cmni =S

tu la my school. full of colours and human species with different characters...

suddenly the song of sean kingston 'fire burning' comes across my mind. one of the lyrics says that 'fire burning on the dancefloor'. now, i assume the 'fire' is 'me'..and the 'danclefloor' is all 'my five classes'. so in another words, i'm burning my classroom. how cool is that?? heheh

sindrom penuaan comes so fast!

2010-01-04T04:20:00.000-08:00

i have wrinklessssssss...aiyok!!! abg, u really love me rite?? u want me to be sooooooooo beautiful in your eyes kn?? if sooooooo, proove it by buying me SHISEIDO facial SET =). it must be a FULL COMPLETE SET tau abg. u always claim that i am mata duitan, now this is the perfect time for me to show how mata duitan i am! haha. kt jepun cna SHISEIDO murah je kot..coz this brand originates there. bleh kn abg?? hehe

aku and izat merepek!

2009-12-28T08:04:00.000-08:00

just finished crazy n rubbish chit-chatting with izat. she buzzed me because of my YM status saying that "bila kenyang, perut akn jd lipat2..adusssss!!!". anyway, this chatting became so rubbish n nonsense since izat is sakit-mental as always. just imagine...she dreamed she was a toad. x pnh ade org mmpi cmttuuuuuuuuu..aku konfius btl la dgn otak pmpuan nih. haha. anyway, this is the content of our chatting:

nurizzzati taib: babe
nurizzzati taib: bla kenyang
nurizzzati taib: prot smua org berlipat
nurizzzati taib: hehehe
nurizzzati taib: da name pon br pas mkn
nurizzzati taib: hehe
nurizzzati taib: (tnjuk emoticon jelir)
syira zawawi: this one
syira zawawi: my tummy
syira zawawi: is unacceptably lipaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttt2
syira zawawi: wohoooooooooooooooooooooooo
syira zawawi: mau kerok mata aku jap tgk lipatan perut aku
nurizzzati taib: hahahaha
syira zawawi: perut ko x sekronik aku
syira zawawi: aku dh try sit-ups, crunches tu la ni la
syira zawawi: last skali bdn je yg sakit lbih
syira zawawi: perut kempis xde pnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nurizzzati taib: (emoticon gelak golek2)
nurizzzati taib: (emoticon gelak golek2)
nurizzzati taib: babe
nurizzzati taib: bende tu kn wat slalu
nurizzzati taib: at least a month
nurizzzati taib: br dpt tgk result die
nurizzzati taib: hehe
nurizzzati taib: klu stakat wat seminggu
nurizzzati taib: mmg la xnampak pon
nurizzzati taib: hahahaha
syira zawawi: aku dh penah wt dlm sbln
syira zawawi: tp xde kempis mn pnnnnnnnnnnnn
syira zawawi: aku rasa lemak aku very high kualitu
syira zawawi: *kualitu
syira zawawi: segala bnda ade dlm perut aku
nurizzzati taib: hahaha
nurizzzati taib: lemak degil kot
nurizzzati taib: kn extra tuu
nurizzzati taib: huuu
syira zawawi: otak lembu, lidah lembu, perut lembu, bntot ayam, kaki ayam, pedal ayam...u name everything that come across to ur mind...ko msti leh jmpe dlm perut aku
syira zawawi: aku rasa leh bukak mini restoran kot kt dlm perut aku ni
syira zawawi: hahahahhaha
nurizzzati taib: hahahahaha
nurizzzati taib: syg oii
nurizzzati taib: klu awk wat sit up
nurizzzati taib: tp xjg mkn
nurizzzati taib: harus la bende tu xjalan
nurizzzati taib: huuuuuu
syira zawawi: nk diet ape ke benda nye time cuti2 skola ni?
syira zawawi: byk sgt hantu2 suruh aku mkn
syira zawawi: diorg ckap...'baik mkn puas masa kt umah. pasni dh xde gaji 3 bln, mst dh xleh mkn sgt....'
syira zawawi: hahahhhaha
syira zawawi: ape lg....melahap x ingt dunia la
syira zawawi: tkg jahit kt kg ckap...ni bdn dh naik ni. ukuran pinggang dh tmbah stgh inci...adeehhhhhhhhh..tp x jgk insaf
nurizzzati taib: hahahaha
nurizzzati taib: ala
nurizzzati taib: normal la
nurizzzati taib: da nm pn stay kt umah
nurizzzati taib: mst la naik punye
nurizzzati taib: g umah sedara lg
nurizzzati taib: smua pon sumbat mkn byk2
nurizzzati taib: hehe
syira zawawi: ko lain
syira zawawi: ko mkn byk pn x sehazab aku
syira zawawi: ko ambk size MCD MCVALUE LUNCH REGULAR
syira zawawi: aku lak ambk MCD XDE VALUE YG LARGE
syira zawawi: see the difference
syira zawawi: ahahahaha
nurizzzati taib: (gelak golek2)
nurizzzati taib: (gelak golek2)
syira zawawi: siot tol la gelakkn aku
syira zawawi: krg asam!
syira zawawi: hahahahaha
syira zawawi: xpe2
syira zawawi: nti thn dpn aku kancil la kot cket
syira zawawi: hope so la
syira zawawi: hahahah
nurizzzati taib: hahahaha
nurizzzati taib: sumpah lawak
nurizzzati taib: hehehe
nurizzzati taib: xpe
nurizzzati taib: sye percaya thn depan harus smua mengurus
nurizzzati taib: 3 bulan xde gaji
nurizzzati taib: hehehe
syira zawawi: walaupn 3 bln xde gaji
syira zawawi: pama ade jeeee leh bg duit
syira zawawi: xpe la wehhhh...aku rasa kalau x thn sgt
syira zawawi: aku tarah je la lemak2 kt perut aku ni
syira zawawi: pastu aku lempar bg kt ayam blkg umah aku mkn
syira zawawi: sbb aku tgk diorg cm x ckup zat
syira zawawi: kalau mkn lemak aku, harus gemuk gedempol sume nya
syira zawawi: hahhahahaha
nurizzzati taib: haha
nurizzzati taib: pastu sembelih
nurizzzati taib: wat gulai
nurizzzati taib: sodap!
nurizzzati taib: hehee
syira zawawi: wt ayam masak lemak
syira zawawi: gune ayam kampunggggg
syira zawawi: perghhh mantappppp
syira zawawi: ditambah lak dgn lemak gred A++ aku..
nurizzzati taib: huuu
nurizzzati taib: best2
nurizzzati taib: hehe
syira zawawi: merembes air liyr
syira zawawi: haahahah
nurizzzati taib: (gelak nganga mulut luas2)
nurizzzati taib: lemak berkrim yekk
nurizzzati taib: hehe
syira zawawi: ko ape tau
syira zawawi: lemak berkrim org sukeeeeeeeeeeeee
syira zawawi: ala2 mcm mkn new york cheese cake yg creamy n yummy tuh
syira zawawi: hahahahhaha
nurizzzati taib: hahahaha
nurizzzati taib: lemak berkrim mmg la org sukeee
nurizzzati taib: hahaha
nurizzzati taib: (jelir lidah)
nurizzzati taib: btw
nurizzzati taib: zafri cmne
nurizzzati taib: hehe
syira zawawi: sori nyah
syira zawawi: aku tgh masukkn content chatting kte dlm blog
syira zawawi: hahahahha
syira zawawi: zafri sihat..mata ada..idung ade..mulut ade...kaki ada...tgn ada
syira zawawi: hehe
nurizzzati taib: alhamdullilah
nurizzzati taib: idup lg la kire tu
nurizzzati taib: hahaha
nurizzzati taib: weii
nurizzzati taib: awk copy bulat ke
nurizzzati taib: hahahaha
syira zawawi: hahahah
ko jgn
syira zawawi: dia la buah ati aku
syira zawawi: dia romeo aku juliet
syira zawawi: dia majnun aku laila
syira zawawi: dia off aku pn off
syira zawawi: gitewwwwww

that's it....demmit~~~!! this chatting is so bengongggggggg!! haha

IPBA and its surroundings

2009-12-14T13:15:00.000-08:00

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this is my freakin' college. it's an ill-managed academic institution i would say yet in the end has made me to become an English teacher. gila bosan study kt cni. everyone in this college eventually will be a teacher. no engineers, no doctors, no accountants. see how dull it is!

para 1: the stairs - this is what we call as 'Batu Caves The Junior'. the reason??. if u zoom up the stairs, u will notice that it has so manyyyyyyy steps. 40 steps ok!. A very good exercise for zoombies like me to fully open their sleepy eyes before reaching the class

para 2: the gym - many people love this place. the pain is we have to queue or something like 'booking' the workout machine that we wish to use. booking strategy based on my own experience: while u are cycling and deciding to use the treadmill next, u have to keep on looking at the person that use it at that time and give signals to other people in the gym that u gonna use it after him. when the person step out from the treadmill, u have to walk fast towards it before other people steal your turn. watch your step! don't be so freakin' obvious that u need that goddamn treadmill or else others will stare strange at u and they will mark u as ' si jakun treadmill".hahahaha. soooooooo terrible isn't it??? errrrrrrr.....should i call it as 'gym' anymore?! u make your own judgment..

para 3: guest's housing - neither never heard of it nor knew about it before. errmmm..if my parents come to IPBA, can they stay there??? they are guests right??

that's it for now. i better chow-chin-chaw or else i will be known as ungrateful child of IPBA if i'm continuing my words....hehe

no words

2009-12-10T09:01:00.001-08:00

ok.now i'm officially psycho n one more level to attain ORG GILA stage. when the rug is all over my body after this (this includes my face too!), let me weep my tears!! i dont wanna stop...let them pour down as much as necessary...

asyi, please...get back to your normal-self!! immediately!!!

correcting my English errors!

2009-12-04T08:30:00.000-08:00

my email n all the inside stuff were just updated
and i found a very old notepad that i wrote by myself long2 time ago

first-time reading: "damnnn...ape ke benda ayat ko nih?? ko sedang ckap bahasa timbuktu ke hape??? tunggang-langgang gile...."
**take note: aku tepuk dahi sendiri bila bc notepad ni ok!**

second-time reading: "enough of reading it asyi..ur english grammar erros n poor sentence structures are sooooo embarassing! u are embarassing all the english teachers out there..."

let me copy paste the notepad here:

TITLE: THOUGHTS OF MY FREINDS
(word friends pn slh eja...bengong-ness!! can't accept it!! wait2,perhaps typoooooooooo (**take note: i'm in denial.hahahaha**). hey asyi, 'friends' la..)

CONTENT: I really miss my friends...so unexplainable...it is so painful..sometimes,this feeling can kill me (better one: this feeling is killing me)...and definitely,i cannot stand anymore..but i know it must be a benefit there for the reason why we choose our separate ways (better one: i know there is a benefit of why we choose our separate ways)...sometimes,it's hard to understand but i know that understanding will come slowly...it will not appear abruptly...it takes time and we have to be patient...and try to receive that thing by its appearance (word accuracy: its surface)..please try not to demanding (grammar: not to be demanding)...because it tends u to be very fussy (word accuracy: it influences u to be very fussy)

As one of the future English teachers, this piece of writing should be graded as 'C' or 'D'. poor sentence structure...xde flow of ideas...inaccurate word choice...grammar no need to be mentioned further, hancurrrrr-ness!

opppppsssss...i forgot to mention about this. i wrote in on the 25th Nov 2004 at 9.50p.m. i was 18 at the moment and now i am 23. heyyyy...my notepad is not that bad isn't it for the age of 18?? (take note: clapping myself!)

FINALLY I'M 23 YEARS-OLD

2009-10-30T07:10:00.000-07:00

versi caucasian:
happy birthday to you....

happy birthday to you....

happy birthday to syira....

happy birthday to you (clap2~~~)

versi melayu:
allah selamatkn kamu...

allah selamatkn kamu...

allah selamatkn syira cun-melecun..

allah selamatkn kamu ( yeayyyy! )

p/s: damn pathetic nyanyi lagu birthday kt diri sndiri. suddenly miss all of my frens. wuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaa !!

SI DIA YG BUDUH & SENGAL =D

2009-05-15T23:06:00.000-07:00

smlm aku g mkn steamboat buffet kt bandar sunway.ktorg g dlm 6 org kesemuanya.sume pg dgn nafsu mak t-rex n sume org yakin dgn kebolehan perut2 tercinta utk mkn sbyk mgkin.aku siap ckap n usap2 perut lg sblum masuk kedai tu..."go my baby...i know u can do it".dgn thp lapa yg amat, dgn berbreakfastkn hanya 3 keping nugget n sepotong betik, aku bg sokongan moral kt perut aku utk meneruskn perjuangan mkn buffet yg terhidang mewah itu.harusla mkn byk okkk...bkn senang nk pg ni.n bkn leh pg slalu pn

masuk je kedai,ape lg.sume org mkn mcm pirana.sume kebulur ambk yg itu yg ini.pastu lps ktorg sume dh muak mkn seafood, aku tgk kwn aku yg sorg ni dia g kt buffet hall.aku pn ape lg,ikut jgk la.lgpn kbtln aku mmg nk ambk air pn.aku tgk die g dessert section.kt dessert section tu, ade laici kang, fruit cocktail n garnish2 utk aiskrim.garnish2 utk aiskrim tu ade ceri hijau, ceri merah, grounded peanuts n shredded coconuts. n of course la sbb dessert ade ais krim, ade la scoop ais krim yg dicelup dlm bekas steel yg diisi penuh dgn air paipppppp..aku tgk kwn aku ni,bkn main excited gle dgn dessert2 ni.bkn main gembira alang kepalang..sbb dessert byk sgt kn..

'wuiiiihhhhh...ang tgk la ni.dessert byk!!!! sukaaaaaaaa !!!!'
'yela2.aku tau la dessert byk.aku nmpak.bkn buta pn...ni ang tgh wt ape ni dgn bowl ni?'
'aku nk mkn dessert laaaa...bykkkkkk ni...'
'abis tu, ni ang tgh wt ape ni..?asal ambk sume garnish2 ni?'
'garnish2 ni ala laici kang la..sdpppp2...'
'owhh...ok2..'

masa tu aku diamkn diri je.aku tgk bowl dia mcm smcm jeee..mcm pelikkkk gle.mn tak nya, dia cmpurkn ceri merah, ceri hijau, shredded coconut n peanut sekaligus.aku x pnh tgk pn laici kang sebegitu rupa seumur hidup akuuuu.tp xpela kn.aku diamkn diri je la.sbb aku mn tau kot2 la ade laici kang yg brbagai jenis.lgpn kwn aku ni mahir cket bab2 laici kang.

'asyi2..ang rasa yg ayaq (air) dlm bekas steel ni, yg ade scoop ni, ayaq gula kn..?'
'aah..ye la kot ayaq gula..'

ape lg..mdgrkn pengesahan jwpn dr aku yg mengatakn air itu adalah air gula, dia dgn ala2 chef memasukkn la dua scoop air yg dikatakn air gula itu dlm bowl dia.ape lggggg...maka berenang2la ceri2, coconut n peanut itu dgn sebebas2nya di dlm mangkuk yg kecik itu.pastu kwn aku pi dok tmpt dia..aku time tu garu2 kepala tgk bowl dia.tgh confuse dgn ape yg dia wt td.x pnh aku tgk org mkn dessert sebegitu ANEEHHHH rupanya.pastu time aku dok confuse2,aku trpndang la customer lain pg dessert section jgk.rupe2nya br aku tau, yg garnish2 tu utk ais krim.aku pn ape lg..cpt2 g kt seat aku n bgtau kwn aku psl hal ni

'bangang..tu garnish utk aiskrim la.bknnya LAICI KANG.bodooooo...'
'hah..?? ya ka..??'

tuntasnya, kwn2 aku yg lain gelak la mengenangkn kebodohan kwn aku itu.pastu kwn aku ni nk pi blk kt dessert section..

'takpa2.kalu lagu tu,aku pi tmbah ais krim dlm bowl aku ni'
'suka ati ang la.mgkuk ang.bkn mgkuk aku'

lps dia tmbah ais krim, ape lg...bselera bagai nk rak la dia mkn.kira sdp habis la tu.walhal muka mcm tgh thn muntah time mkn ais krim tu sbb bowl dia mcm meloyakn je aku tgk.aku bgtau kwn aku tu.xyah la abis kn kalau x mmpu.dia ckap xleh cmtu.kena abiskn jgk, sbb once kalau ambk something, kena abiskn.gasak dia.jgn muntah sudah pasni.pastu lps bpe minit, aku pi la kt buffet hall sbb nk mkn ais krim pulak.pastu kwn aku yg td,dia ikut aku jgk.pastu dia tgk aku wt apa...

'uihhhh asyi.ang wt pa..??'
'aku nk mkn ais krim la.awat?? nk ka..??'
'nk2...aku nk la jgk'

pastu kt tgn aku, harusla aku pegang scoop ais krim kn.pastu bile kwn aku pndg aku pegang scoop ais krim tu, n dia tgk air yg direndam dlm bekas scoop ais krim tu, dia mula pndang aku n jerit2...

'asyiiiiiiiiiiii...apa aku wt td????'
aku dan2 pndang scoop kt tgn aku...kahkahkahkahkah
'lorrrrrr...aku lupaaaa...ni scoop utk ayaq gula ang kn??? meh cni aku nk tgk ayaq gula ang, dh jd kaler apa...waaaaaaaaa..tgk ayaq gula ang.kaler dh keruh n bcmpur..ayaq gula la sgt...tu air utk tggalkn sisa ais krim yg melekat kt scoop la bangang!! ntah2 dia guna ayaq paipp utk celup scoop tu.xpa2..plg teruk pn ang akn dpt taunnnnnn.aku leh lwt ang kt hospital.hahahahhaha'

ape lg.kwn aku dan2 pg muntah kt toilet..... aku pulak yg brmulut jahat ini,harusla mnceritakn cite hot n sensasi ni kt meja mkn kami.sepulangnya kwn aku dr toilet, dia dikutuk n digelak hebat.pdn muka!!! hahahahha

MORAL OF THE STORY: JANGAN PCAYA CKAP AKU, SBB AKU PN BODO JGK..DUA2 SAMA BANGANG N SENGAL.HAHAHHAHAHA

TEKA-TEKI BANGANG DLM LECTURE HALL

2009-03-24T12:19:00.000-07:00

adala satu hikayat yg tlh berlaku dlm dewan kuliah C. ternyata 3 ekor jebons ini tersangat bangang yg the ultimate n lecture yg 1 jam tu satu hape pn x masuk dlm otak.dan jebons2 ini biala sy memperkenalkn identitinya masing2.jebon 1 ialah hanafiah, jebon 2 ialah sy sndiri n jebon 3 ialah amnah.dlm lecture hall itu sgt la kondusif utk sesi chit chatting n gurau senda di antara kami. sbb x fhm apa yg diajar,harusla sy bersama jebons itu mula mengayam ketupat bermesyuarat tingkap di blkg.mula2 harusla sy n hanafiah yg berckap2 sebab sy dgn dia dok sebelah menyebelah gitewww.tgh membincangkn psl hal format laptop katanyerrrr...sbb tau2 la kn laptop vintage sy itu teramatla vintage zmn paleolitiknya hingga layak dihumban2 n diberi nafas baru dgn membetulkn kemerengannya itu.pastu lps abis diskas, kami mcm pndg task sheet yg kami dpt dgn sejuta kebenakan yg ada di dlm otak.di dlm task sheet itu, byk sgt la lambang 'X' n nmbor2 yg x mmpu difhmi oleh otak bodo sy.mslhnya bkn stkat aku sorg aje, hanafiah n amnah pn x fhm jgk.tuntasnya harus la sy mbuat kesimpulan, bkn sy sorg je yg jd bangang dlm lecture hall ni.ramai lg comrades2 sama level mereng mcm sy yg tlh dipeningkn dgn lambang 'X' n nmbor2 itu.tgk sy dok garu2 kepala n bising2 psl lambang X tu, saiful adha ckap 'dh kalo ko x fhm ko dok diam2.xpn bile org ckap yes, ko meriahkn lg yes itu dgn ckap yes jgk'.aku pn ape lg..dan2 tu menguatkn kelantangan suara teacher sy melaungkan yes bersama2 dgn org lain, walaupn sy xtau la yes tu psl ape

n bile dh jd cmtu, harusla sy off task lg.dh dok seat blkg n ada geng2 bercakap, mulut sy terus di-fully charged utk membuka sbrg topik.tp blum sempat sy membuka topik perbualan, hanafiah menawarkan asam yg tinggal bbrp ciput itu aje.waaaaaahhhh, trsgt la langkah kanan sy ari ni. sy rasa sy langkah kanan ari ni coz sy dok tepi dia n kbtln dia ade asam.selama2 ni x pnh pn sy dok tepi dia.bukanla sy x hengen..sebelum2 ni sy x terlintas nk dok tepi dia. ari ni dok tepi dia pn sbb nk tnya psl kesudian format laptop sy yg very the adooooo itu (hahahahhaha.jahat gile mulut aku!).ape lg..sbb tawaran asam itu dtg dr hanafiah, terus sy ckap sy nk..walhal sy bknla penggemar asam yg tegar.sebelum sy ambik asam hanafiah itu, sy sempat bercakap...

"tq la hanafiah. ni aku tibe2 leh mkn asam ni asal ek..?? mengandung buntingkah aku...??"

pastu amnah pn dan2 menjawab dgn kemenyampukannya yg x diberi salam.."perut ko dh sedia bunting...x pnh off kebuntingan perut ko tuh.."

sy dgn penuh setuju dgn statement amnah tuntasnya mnjwb,.."mmgla selama ni perut aku boncit memboyot..tp ari ni baby lemak aku mengizinkn aku menyentuh mkanan masam. kalau ko yg bg,aku x hengen sgt..x bpe special kalo ko bg.hahahhaha"

harus la sy kena ambik asam dr hanafiah ni. mn tau berkat ambik asam dr tgn dia, pasni dia akn repair laptop sy bg kuasa kuda laptop sy tu cpt cket ke, xpn pasni hanafiah memasukkn software yg lg best meletup ke. kalau la sy ambik asam dr amnah, ape yg sy dpt sekadar dr kekenyangan n muka kelat menaham masam time mkn asam? very adoooo jgk kn? that's y sy menyambar kilat asam yg ditawarkan oleh hanafiah yg amat I.T literate itu.hehehheheh

pastu sbb bosan yg thp langit 7, hanafiah bg satu teka teki kt sy yg amat terkenal dgn kebodohan yg mmg dh dicop-sirim bertakhtakn ISO lg...

"ni aku nk teka, ikan ape yg plg besar..?"

sy mula la suspect, ni msti teka teki bangang ni.tp sbb nk menunjukkn kecendekiawan sy, sy harusla dgn bangganya mnjwb ..."ikan paus la.ikan paus kn ikan terbesar di lautan.."

"ok fine..aku nk teka lagi. ikan paus ape yg plg besar?"

"hoi.kalau cmni, smpai bile nk ade penghabisan?? aci aku jwb 1, jwpn aku ni akn dijadikn soalan.dh la.aku nk give-up.."

"ishhh la ko ni.jgnla cmni..jgn risau.ade la penghujung kpd teka teki aku ni.."

"yela2.ikan paus plg besar ialah ikan paus putih.."punyala sy excited jwb soalan tu, sbb tibe2 dpt jwpn yg bernas n nmpak mcm ilmuwan cket.punyala sy jwb soalan itu smbil melompat2 ala2 anak kanggaru di atas kerusi smpai bergempa bumi 1 row.sorry guys!! hahahahahhaha.

"ok2.leh time la jwpn ko tuh.skrg ikan paus putih ape yg plg besar?"

haahhh??? mata sy hampir tertonjol keluar dgn soalan bangang itu.harusla sy pndang hanafiah mcm anak ayam.rasa nk cekik2 mmpus citu je.smpai bile xkn abis kalau teka teki cmni.tuntas sy sentap, dan2 tu sy give-up la.

"ko ingt aku ape?? ko ingt aku pnya binatang fevret aku ikan paus putih ke smpai nk tau sume details? ko ingt keje aku mengukur kebesaran keraksasaan ikan paus tu ke? ni saje nk wt aku jd bodo free2..."

"laaaa,jgnla cmni.ni ko nk tau x ape jwpn dia?"

"yela ape dia?"

"jawapannya ialah ikan paus putih mengandung!!!!"

sy masa tu harusla terburai isi lemak perut ketawa ala2 kuntilanak di dlm lecture hall. n seperti biasa dgn tidak memberi salam, harusla amnah menhempuk blkg bdn sy sbb ketawa mcm ala2 tarzan pmpuan.tp bila sy cite kt dia ape teka teki hanafiah kt aku, tgk2 dia lak yg gelak over dr sy..smpai hentak2 meja lecture koooooo!!! very the over!!! nasib baik x berlubang je meja lecture tu dihempuk tgn gergasi ko itewwww .hehehehhehe

'ade lg teka teki ni.ikan paus putih mengandung ape yg plg besar?"

"sudahhhhhhhh...aku dh mls nk lyn.kalau aku ckap ikan paus putih mengandung kembar sepuluh pn bkn x tntu btl lg.sbb mn tau kalau ade yg over subur sgt,ade yg mengandung smpai berpuluh2 ekor ke...smpai bdn raksasa ikan paus itu tibe2 mnjd bersaiz kancil sbb penat beranak"

"ok2.ada teka teki lain.periuk belanga ape yg plg besar?"

"periuk belanga kenduri yg org masak gulai yg byk la.msti besar nk mmpus pnya.."

"slh...jwpnnya ialah PERIUK BELANGA YG DIGUNAKAN UTK MEMASAK IKAN PAUS PUTIH MENGANDUNG td laaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...buduuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! sy sentap!! tp harusla sy gelak mcm nk mati.kali ni sy ada teman seangkatan segelak ala2 tarzan bersama iaitu jebon amnah. kami gelak mcm nk mati smpai ade org kerling tgk ktorg sbb gelak yg melampau2 sgt.hehehehhehe

tp seryes bodo punya teka teki.sy tlh diperkotak-katikkan oleh hanafiah!!!! tidakk!!! hahahahahha

sgt tidak la sy sangka begini berakhirnya lecture kami yg 1 jam itu.sgt bodo n x bermanfaat lgsung! hehehhehehe

EARTH HOUR 2009

2009-03-18T08:13:00.003-07:00

aku selaku ejen commercial CNN ingin mncadangkn spenuh hati supaya:
(sepenuh hati la sgt, tgk2 aku sndiri x wt...dengorkn.. =D)

'stay in the dark for only 1 hour! a tiny effort of switching off our lights can bring a huge positive impact for the Earth. Come join us! Earth Hour '09. 28th March 830pm...'

akhirul kalam, put in your reminder gitew...

p/s: jgn pasni ade jebon2 yg pg repot kt TNB lak yg tmpt dia xde elektrik on this date. mn tau area korg2 tu penyokong Earth Hour 2009 yg tegar..

TO MY DEAR LAPTOP

2009-03-15T12:04:00.000-07:00

pada ketika ini, sumpah sy dh ultimate bengong and dah x bleh thn dgn awk.sebab awk pnya perangai, sy tlh meroyan thp crazy langit ke-7 mlm ni.awk tau x pukul brape skrg?? kalau time msia, sekarang ni dh pukul 3.10 am n kalau time sydney, dah pukul 6.10am.kalau ikut time msia, orang lain patutnya tgh berdengkur tdo mulut nganga2 tapi sy skrg ni join-venture dgn geng2 ayam jantan betina kt blkg umah sy mlyn karenah bengong awk mlm ni.kalau diikutkn time sydney pulak,mkcik2 n pkcik2 caucasians dh bgn siapkn breakfast n ape2 yg patut utk ke tempat keje.alahai la awk..asal la awk mlm ni jd cenggini pagi2 buta ni?? sy ingtkn lepas sy update ape2 yg patut kt bdn awk (baru td sy restore system awk,buang apa2 program yg patut n update antivirus), awk nk menabur jasa kt sy dgn mempercepatkn diri awk..tp tgk, awk mkin buat perangai.mkin jd crazy smpai sy rasa sy nk je pijak2 bdn awk mlm ni, nk je sy hempuk awk kt dinding puas2..biar awk fhm betapa terseksanya sy melyn karenah awk

awk brg buatan msia (sy rasa cmtu la kot..).oleh sebab itu,sy ingtkn bile awk dh kt msia, awk akn sygkn country awk abis2an dgn menunjukkn prestasi yg amat cemerlang. dulu masa awk dgn sy kt australia,sy ingt lg..awk mmg wt perangai ultimate awk.penah satu time tu,sy tgh wt asaimen..asaimen pnting la awk..40% pnya weightage..tp awk wt merajuk dgn sy.ntah ape la silap n cuai sy time tu, awk running scan awk smpai pagi sok pn x abis2 lg.sebab sy sentap gileeeeeeeeee dgn awk,sy tido dulu..last2 asaimen ntah ke mn ape pn ke mn.ingtkn bile dh bgn pagi2,mood awk dh jd baik.tp tgk2 awk hang la pulak pagi tuh.dh la hang, scan lak x abis2 dr smlm..ternyata awk ni mmg la x gune sgguh, smpai sy kena mntak kwn sy tlg printkn asaimen sy n sy brlari2 mcm pmpuan lepas kena talak utk ke ofis dia semata2 nk ambik asaimen yg dia tlg printkn tu.ni sume slh awk la!! uwaaaaaaaaa!!

awk,kalau dgn org lain awk nk wt perangai ok la..sy fhm.mungkin sebab faktor keserasian tu xde.ataupn org tu x suit dgn awk.tp dgn sy yg tuan empunya ni awk nk perangai jgk ke?? sy pnyala jaga awk sebaik mgkin..lama lak tu sy jaga awk,dh dekat 5 thn dh.kalau la awk ni manusia, awk ni dh lama dh bleh masuk kindy n x pn dh dekat nk masuk primary schools dh.ke awk saje perli sy sbg tuan empunya awk ek?? mentang2 la sy bodo n bimbo n lembab, awk pn turut sama menggembleng tenaga mengikut karakter sy. mentang2la sy la katik n berjln lembab ala2 geisha jpn sdg brjln, awk pn turut sama jd lembab jgk yekkkk.sy tau la awk pnya microsoft x.p home edition x genuine, speaker pn bkn altec lansing, microsoft office pn still 2003 pnya version, processor pn intel celeron je n RAM pn just 256MB, tp jgnla adooooooo cmni awk!! siapla awk nanti. mentang2 la awk jd bini tunggal sy skrg, awk wt perangai gile awk ye. tggu la dlm bpe bln lagi, insyaallah awk akn dimadukn oleh sy n sy x kn ambk peduli psl awk lg. bia awk tau time tu ape yg sy rasakn selama ni...

sebab ke-slow-an awk mlm ni, sy sggup bersengkang mata ber-eyebag-kn mata beruang panda semata2 nk cari apa punca awk jd gile mlm ni.ke awk dh nk menopaus ek??? ke awk tgh dtg bln?? ape2 pn awk,tlgla jgn wt perangai lg. tggula sy belikn madu awk dulu, pastu awk xnk on terus pn xpela.ok? ni sy nk bgtau awk,akibat perangai awk mlm ni, sy dh leh wt mcm2 perkara dh.sy dh abis mkn megi, dh abis mkn keropok sayur, dh siap pegi toilet, dh siap tgk cite..n by the time tulis entry ni,sy dh lapa blk la awk. sy bile dh jd sentap cmni mmg susah gile. tibe2 nafsu mkn gajah sy meletus dr perut sy yg berlipat2 ni. bile sy sentap, mulala sy mkn x hengat dunia.awk ni mmg saje kn...saje nk mgemukkn sy kn? dh la sy terkenal sbg pmpuan berperut dinasour di kalangan kwn2 puaka sy.jd jgnla awk menjatuhkn imej sy yg dh sedia buruk ni.plissss ek awkkkk....

apa2 pn,sy harap pasni awk ok ek.kite kira kosong-kosong ek.sy dh maafkn awk jauh di sudut ati sy n sy harap awk pn maafkn sy sbb byk berkasar dgn awk selama ni.harap2 pasni kuasa kuda awk memecut laju sepantas kilat tau.hehehehe

bye2 awk..sy syg awk walaupn awk sgt adooooo!!!

(terpksa la aku mggunakn bhasa yg sopan cket mlm ni utk menjaga silaturrahim aku dgn laptop vintage aku ni..uwaaaaaaaaaa!! )

MY BODO AND BIMBO

2009-03-07T07:59:00.000-08:00

beberapa purnama dahulu kala, sewaktu aku mls blk bilik sendiri (walaupn dh ade bilik sndiri, tp suka menyemak n tumpang tdo kt umh org lain..nasib baik x smpat bpuaka je lg bilik aku tu), aku telah mencapai kata muktamad..MLM NI NK TDO MUV. mls blk umh sndiri sbb jauh sgt. jd abis je keje cleaning pd mlm2 yg separuh buta tu, trkocoh2 aku jln cpt2 nk smpai bilik kwn aku kt MUV nih sbb x thn sejuk. jln pn jd kocoh2 la sbb almaklumlah, aku katik tp kaki ku still mantap n comel. hehe. jl2n pnye jln…ade la dlm 3 minit (mmg dh abis cpt la tu..tu la catatan terbaik aku selama 2 thn ni), akhirnye smpaila ke tmpat arah destinasi..x lain x bkn mestila unit 129. sbnrnye tu ex-umah aku, tp thn ni blah sbb x thn dgn sewa mhl. org bduit yg kaya2 mmpu la dok ctu, aku yg papa kedana mmnjg ni kena sedar diri la cket..

aku pn medail la nmbor handset kwn aku ni (aku namakn dia jebon 1, sbb prngai dia mcm jebon..hehe). dan aku dgr suara jebon 1 di hujung talian…

” hoi, cpt2!!! buka pintu cpt!!! aku dh separuh mati kesejukan kt lua ni..”

jebon 1 tu pn separuh kocoh la jln ke arah pintu dpn (separuh kocoh sbb dia pnya kaki tggi bape cm je dr aku, x byk beza pn..hehe). aci buka pntu je, aku tnya soalan fevret aku la..

” woi. ade air sedap x? aku dhaga ni…tekak aku haus. cleaning td penat. sampah byk!!! “

” ape ko ingt umh aku ni kedai runcit?? ingt ko puteri raja nk sedia sume yg sdp2 kt ko?? umah aku xde air sedap mlm ni. yg plg sedap pn ade air paip. kalo nk, pg ambk sndiri “.

pastu dia terus masuk bilik. ape la pnya bangang perangai. ade ke patut dia lyn tetamu cmni. xpe2. ada ubi ada batas. ada ari, berjet2 aku bls. aku pn mengorak langkah menuju ke dapo. bukak drawer2 kitchen n cari air lain yg boleh dikategorikn sdp utk diminum. smgt aku mencari ni..tp drawer brselerak cket la. dan2 tu aku rasa mcm tgh wt treasure hunt lak.hehe. xpe2. still x putus asa. alang2 mnyeluk pekasam, bia smpai ke pangkal lengan. ape lg, aku pn grab kerusi kt hall, n letak kt kitchen sbb ade sstgh drawer tu aku x smpai sgt nk buka. pnjat pnyela pnjat, cari pnye cari…xde jmpe air sdp. coffee pn xde. pathetic btl la..dulu masa aku ade dlm umh ni, dapo unit 129 ni selalu memaintainkn zmn renaissance nye. mcm2 ade…smpai boys pn slalu balun brg dr umh ktorg. ending nye, minum air paip je la aku mlm tu.. sedih wei =(

pastu aku masuk bilik jebon 1 ni la, sbb bilik dia hangat cket coz ade heater. masuk2 je, br la aku tau yg jebon 2 (dia umh sbelah, unit 128) ade rupenya. xtau la dia wt ape. dok belek laptop utk wt ape bnda tah..n sama la jgk dgn jebon 1. tgh pulun belek lptop jgk..tp yg jebon 1 ni aku dh tau ape kegiatan mlm dia. utk dia, bilik tu ibarat ofis…which is bnyik keypad laptop akan ketup-ketap mmnjg. kalo xde bilik, maka ofis pn xde, maka si jebon ni akn kemungkinan besar bakal sasau jangka pjg. aku lak depresi la xde org lyn. masing2 dgn laptop. ewah2, mentang2 la dtg aku x dijemput, pndang pn x mau, cmni cara korg lyn aku yekkk…siot!!!!!

depress pnye depress, guling kiri, guling kanan…aku dpt rasa aku dh terbang melayang. hehe. ape lg..tu nk tdo la tu tanda nya. ari tu mmg pnat nk mmpos sbb pagi keje SAMBAL, mlm keje cleaning…jd aku pn x byk ckap sgt la mlm tu. tp sblum tdo tu, suara aku memecah keheningan mlm…

“korg, mlm ni aku pnt. aku nk tdo ats katil mlm ni. bleh x?”

jebon 1 wt bodo je. mata still fokus kt skrin lptop. aku masa tu naik heran pn ade.jin mana yg rasuk pmpuan ni smpai dia syp cmni? jin laptop ke?? ke jin bisu?? eh gasakla..biala dia. pastu jebon 2 la yg lyn..nasib baik.hehe

” ape beza tdo ats dgn tdo bwh? “

” YELA. TDO ATS TU TDO ATS KATIL, TDO BWH TU TDO ATS LANTAI. TU LA BEZA DIA “

sementelaah tu, tgn jebon 1 bhenti ketup-ketap. jebon 1 pndang jebon 2, jebon 2 pndang jebon 1, dgn pndangan yg x pcaya n mata yg x bkedip2 tu. aku sbg saksi mula dh garu kepala, smbil bmonolog,“ape yg x kena dgn jwpn aku ni…”

” asyi, awk fhm x soalan sy??? sy tau la tdo ats tu tdo ats katil, tdo bwh tu tdo ats lantai, yg tu x yah la cakap. sume org pn tau. yg sy mksudkn ni beza dr segi feeling ke, lg syok tdo ke…”.

nada jebon 2 time tu dh mcm bengang pn ade, x caye dgn jwpn aku pn ade. elehhhh, ingt aku takut!!! hehe.

dan2 tu jebon 1 br bsuara…

” Oh my god asyi!!!! ape jd dgn ko ni??? aku x sangka ko sebuduh ni. sejak ko dok sorg2 ni, btmbah parah bimbo ko..ko jgn bwk virus bimbo ko jangkit kt aku sudah. ishhh la, seee….betapa buduh nye la pmpuan ni. xtau la aku nk lempang ke nk kecian sbb x pnh jmpe org mcm ko ni “

si jebon 2 dh start wt perangai la..dh mula la gelak ketawa mengekek keldai dia tu. si jebon 1 wt muka yg mcm xtau la nk ketawa ke atau nk kesian. tp aku still x puas ati lg nehhh…still nk menegakkn benang yg basah:

” ape lak wei. btl la tu aku cakap. tdo ats tu tdo ats katil la, tdo bwh tu tdo ats lantai la. ape yg bimbo nyeee…smpai ati korg “

“ xpe syi, tdo2. lg byk awk ckap, xtau la ape lg yg kuar dr mulut awk”

” ye asyi. baik ko kroohhh je la. aku leh mereng kalo ckap dgn ko lama2..”

wuuuaaa….seee, tgamak weh ckap cmtu kt aku. aku pnya la jwb dgn hati yg luhur suci murni, ade suruh aku masuk tdo cenggitu je. makan ati brulam jantung aku mlm tu

mlm tu, setelah mlm semakin pekat (ayat x leh blah..hehe), aku akhirnya trtdo. tp tidurku pnuh dgn tnda tnya which is 1001 psoalan yg masih blum tjwb =(

KESIMPULAN: JGN JD MCM AKU !!!! OTAK AKU SUMPAH KRONIK YG XLEH PBETUL DH!!!

MY ULTIMATE SUPER BODO BIMBO

2009-03-04T06:27:00.000-08:00

arakian dahulu (x ingt bile, tp ni masa kt aussie dulu la), ktorg wt assgmnt discussion. kalo x silap psl asgmnt linguistic kot. ahli2 yg joinnye x ramai. ade jebon 1, jebon 2 n aku je. pastu masing2 sakit otak dgn asgmnt ni, pastu ape lg ktorg jd off-task la jap. ckap2 kosong la konon. pastu tibe2 jebon 1 ni trlintas nk test general knowledge aku..tu mmg siot la sbnrnya. dh tau aku mls nk ambk tau hal2 ni, ade ati nk tnya aku. tp xpela kn. sbb aku pn nk tnjuk terer jgk..jd aku pn stuju. pastu jebon 1 tnya jebon 2 ape yg ptut ditnya kt aku ni. dia ckap “kalo boleh, tnya yg senang basic2 dh la.tu pn blum tntu dpt jwb”. pastu mesyuarat pnye mesyuarat, kata sepakat telah dicapai. jebon 2 tnya aku, “sape nama angkasawan negara kte yg bjaya ke angkasa lps?”. elehhhh…ingt aku xtau la tu. dgn megahnye aku jwb, “aku tau la ngok. syed muzaffar n faiz. kn?”. ape lg..terbuntang la mata dua ekor tu. mata dua ekor tu dh la kecik, jd kalo terbuntang pn, buntang nye xleh la nk lwn dgn kebesaran n kechantekan mata aku nih. hehe. pastu dua ekor ni pn angguk tnda btl. pastu diorg nk move on ke soalan seterusnye. kalo korg tgk muka diorg time tu, bapak seryes mcm muka pnggubal soalan SPM pn ade. eksyen x bleh blah dua ekor ni. tp blum smpat diorg bg soalan, aku tnya diorg blk…

” 2 angkasawan tu sbnrnya pg mn??? bulan ke?? “

” hah??? bulan ?? bukanla wei. diorg pg angkasa lps je. x smpat nk mastautin kt bulan “

” o, cenggitu. abis tu, bile diorg nk blk bumi? “

” ape la ke buduh otak ko ni. diorg dh blk lama dh. xde org nok dok lama2 kt pusat angkasa tu “

aku time tu sbnrnya dh xde soalan dh nk tnya. tp ade ntah wayar mn tah yg short dlm batu jemala aku ni, dgn konfidennye aku tnya…

” korg, PUSAT ANGKASA LEPAS TU KAT NEGARA MANA ? “

time tu kn wei, muka aku penuh dgn sinar harapan…konon2 menagih sebuah jwpn konkrit la dr org yg lg berilmu. tp yg aku dpt….

KAHKAHKAHKAHKAH…

diorg tibe2 gelak yg sampai tgn hentak2 meja tu. skali tgk, aku rasa gaya diorg time tu mcm beruk yg terlepas dr zoo pn ade jgk. mcm tarzan betina pn ade jgk.

” wei, ape kena ni wei. aku tnya btl la ni. pusat angkasa lepas tu kt negara mn? aku nk tau ni…”

” ape la ke bahlol soalan ko ni. ko ingt kt angkasa lps tu ade negara2 ke? ade negeri2? cmtu? “

” hish la. mn la tau wei. kot2 pusat angkasa lps tu trletak dlm negara US…”

“ oooo, ko ingt..kalo bnda tu trletak btl2 dlm US, kira dia hak milik US la. asyi, betapa buduhnye ko !!!!! “

aku dan2 tu muhasabah diri mengenangkn kebuduhan diri sndiri. tp smpai skrg aku x fhm nape diorg ckap itu adalah bimbo. xpe2. sbnrnya dua ekor jebon ni bknnya hebat sgt pn. bab2 mcm ni diorg hebat la.. blagak la buli org buduh mcm aku. tp bab2 lain especially IT (tmbah2 jebon sekor ni), mmg la bengap yg teramat. aku rasa kalo dia idop zmn paleolitik pn, dia leh survive kot. dia msti jd org yg plg pndai IT kalo dia dok dlm zmn tu. hehe

setelah cite ni tersebar kt khalayak macquarie, ada la cadangan2 yg bernas yg tlg diutarakan utk tlg membantu mnjwb soalan bodo aku ni. zye mencadangkan penduduk2 macquarie pg ke angkasa lepas dan dari kapal angkasa itu, sume pakat2 lepaskn seutas tali.tgk tali tu jatuh kt negara mn....zye ckap "mana la tau kot2 jatuh kt tmpt ko..iaitu BACHOK kelantan yg adooooo tu!!!".waaaahhhh,sentap aku!! siot pnya suggestion. aku tertelan air liur terduduk ala2 nangka busuk dan2 tu sbb sentap sgt.hehe

kesimpulan..utk menjadi bimbo, ingredient pertama yg haros lah ade ialah CUN. plg krg, CUN mcm AKU !!!! hahahhaha (kesimpulan lgsung tiada kaitan dgn jln cite)